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"Anything on your mind as long as it's talking good about me." Benji



"This is my brother Benji." Joel "On my show, aren't you glad I let you hang out? I'm the best VJ on MTV." Benji while Joel is shaking head no in the background



"Tonight's post it goes 'hey did anyone see Benji on tuesday nights show he was scratching his ass at the end while Joel was talking, I can't believe he would do that on TV I thought it was funny'. You know you guys, I enjoy the posts I love reading the message boards but sometimes you just send in the weirdest stuff and let's try to let's try to ("for real" Joel in the background) yeah don't make up stories about me scratching my ass, let's get serious." Benji while scratching his ass



"Throughout the day I had seen them and I went to talk to um Doug the lead singer and he would just run away, he looked scared him and at the end of night I cornered him and I said 'why are you always running away man?'" Benji "Bad joke, I'm really sorry about that kids out there, I'm sorry about him." Joel "Hey I came up with that one myself." Benji with a big smile "Running away, see running away." Benji "Okay give it up." Joel



"Those guys are rich!" Benji "That's not all that matters Benj." Joel

"Fame and money." Benji "Shutup, enough alright." Joel while laughing



"Which means they're really rich and they could buy me stuff." Benji about Puddle of Mudd



"We're gonna start with Joel's favorite song Hero." Benji "It's still a big hit with all the kids in fact they just recently knocked Unwritten Law off the Billboard charts, that's pretty impressive." Benji "For some reason I don't think it's a bunch of kids running the Billboard Charts, I think it's a bunch of guys." Joel "A bunch of old dudes." Benji



"Wait til we go to commercial, or until Joel starts talking...he goes on." Benji



"If you thought we were going to skip the message boards." Joel "You were wrong! We never skip the message boards! And some nice person decided to make a poll on who should get fired." Benji "This should be funny." Joel



"Well I was simply saying boys rock harder then girls, does that piss you off? That men are better then woman." Benji



"The band says their wishlist of openers is Papa Roach, SOAD, and Adema they also were thinking about calling us." Benji "Good Charlotte." Joel



"Joel likes legos." Benji



"Stay with us or we'll have our feelings hurt." Benji while him and Joel make puppy dog faces



"Satan has a sister and she's a fan of ours?" Benji "Be quiet, this gets serious." Joel "The asthma attacks are probably pretty frequent, in hell. We're sorry that satan's your sister." Benji



"Now I know you wanna tell this whole story but I think we should play this video." Benji to Joel



"The screen name is GoodCharlotte7." Joel "I like it so far I like it." Benji "First of all I think Good Charlotte rocks and I love the first CD." Joel "Yes keep going." Benji "I can't wait until October 1 when you're new CD The Young and The Hopeless comes out." Joel "You know it's funny she should say that, we have a cd coming out October 1 called The Young and The Hopeless, and uh ya know you should check it out." Benji "Are you ever in your career coming to Alaska?" Joel "I should hope so and another band that might come to Alaska is Default, and we should hope they go to Alaska." Benji



"It's the third single off his CD Cocky and it's 'F'in great...an 'F'in great video director...although I don't think the typical guy next door dates Pamela Anderson. F that. Do you think Pamela Anderson has a younger sister?" Benji "If she did she wouldn't be interested." Joel



"I am Benji and this is the other guy Joel." Benji "Yeah that's right I'm Joel, also a host of this show." Joel

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"Waa Waa Waa blah blah blah play this blah blah blah. So what, you don't like the videos we're playing?" Benji



"Little Timmy we were gonna say no just as a joke to see if you would cry, but we're gonna say yes and play the video." Benji



"You guys watch this I'm gonna dance." Joel



"It's almost like we're friends we hang out every night." Benji "I am

friends with them, I don't know if they're friends with you." Joel



"and it's made them rich and they're gonna buy me stuff." Benji



"This is from drummer chick, I'm assuming that she's a chick that plays drums. Is that funny?" Benji "Not really." Joel



"Don't cry Joel, it's embarrassing, you're gonna embarrass yourself." Benji



"I told you guys I told you we had a show on MTV." Benji "They didn't believe us." Joel "See they even gave us the mics with the little things." Benji



"Wow I've always wanted to hold this." Paul



"GC!" Paul "Represent Paul." Benji and Joel



"This song makes me want to fly." Benji about Hero



"We have to be really quiet because there's probably people sleeping right now." Joel "Probably naked." Benji



"This is Joel my assistant, this is my show and we're hanging out on my tour bus." Benji "Must be his band Good Charlotte too." Joel "Sure is" Benji while smiling and thumbs up "Someone's got a big head." Joel



"Hey they got payed, quit complaining." Benji



"I used to work at target until I went to this work function with a tuxedo painted on my naked body, punch spilled, long story." Benji



"That's a weird middle name." Joel "That's a bad middle name, interesting Joel, it's amazing what my brother knows." Benji



"Joel please don't sing along." Benji "Word." Joel



"I told you guys I knew em! I told you guys!" Joel about NFG "We weren't lying we know New Found Glory." Benji "Hey thanks for that $20 you payed me 5 minutes ago." Cyrus from NFG "Shutup you're my friend dude." Chad from NFG



"All things rocks! All things rock!" Chad while throwing rocks at Joel



"That's a lot of records." Benji "That's why I said THOUSAND." Joel



"It's got some cameos that Joel really loves from Kermit the frog, Miss Piggy, and the rest of the muppets." Benji "Nothing wrong with Muppets." Joel "You guys keep fishing, we're gonna keep shopping." Joel



"If I was on the All Things Rock message boards if I did post my screen name would be a lot cooler then All Things Benji." Benji



"Surfing the web on someone else's board." Joel and Benji



"I sort of feel like when people compare me to Joel even though we're twins it's like kicking me in the face and then punching me." Benji "Well when people compare me to you it's-" Joel "Let's play the video." Benji



"So don't go anywhere or we'll kill you." Benji "We're not gonna kill you, just stick around." Joel



"I'm Benji, this is my brother Joel and you are watching my show All Things Rock and uh before we go you thought we were gonna skip it but we are gonna read a post from the message boards." Benji "Why don't you just do it since you're running things right now." Joel "Thank you my brother you're finally recognizing." Benji "You seem to want to do everything else." Joel



"well let me tell you my grandmother she's a big fan of Good Charlotte as well, I know a lot of grandmas who like Good Charlotte, we're for the grannies." Joel "My grandma is also watching the show so hi grandma." Benji "Hi grandma." Joel



"Do you guys ever get tired of Benj trying to sleep on your bus?" Joel "Sometimes" Guy from band "Gets old I know, I have to be on the bus with him." Joel "Hey I'm a fan what can I say?" Benji



"Hey guys I'm Benji and this is my show All Things Rock, oh yeah that's Joel I forgot." Benji



"My mom always told me there would be haters she said just keep doing your thing not everyone can love ya." Joel



"I wouldn't get a bum off the street though you guys remember when they got Jesse Camp." Joel "You couldn't understand a word he was saying." Benji as Joel starts immitating him



"Hey kids do not change the channel or I will kill you." Benji "Don't worry he's not gonna kill you, he couldn't kill anything." Joel



"Hey guys this is All Things Rock, I'm Scott Stapp...no just kidding." Benji



"and I have my foot on the monitor." Benji "That's right Benji is doing big rock star moves." Joel



"Welcome back to All Things Rock." Joel "Welcome back to All Things Rock." Benji "I'm Joel this is Benji." Joel "I'm Joel this is Benji." Benji "I thought it was funny." Benji "That's right it's not funny, he's never funny." Joel



"Be sure to give me lots of compliments." Benji "Give him lots of compliments, he needs it." Joel



"Yes what do u do when you have a hit? You remix it. Take it from Fred Durst, just remix it wicci wicci what." Benji



"That's right maybe we'll get to meet em." Joel "Yeah I'll bring my autograph book, I can get a lot of famous people's autographs." Benji "and maybe you'll see us jumping in the camera somewhere." Joel about the VMA's



"Let's see what's going on in the rock world." Benji "Because knowledge is power." Joel



"Get on the atr boards and tell us how great we are, we could have a little vote on who's a better host me or Joel, yes, maybe" Benji "He needs that for his head." Joel



"The Hives are from Australia..." Joel "They're from Australia? They're from Sweden dude." Benji says laughing as he starts to take over and Joel stands there looking confused "The Vines! The Vines are from Australia." Joel as he starts turning red from embarrassment, then hits himself in the head.



"I'm your host Benji and we got the day off from the Warped Tour so we're here hanging out with the flamingos and before we get into the next video." Benji "What about me?" Joel "Yeah um..." Benji "I'm Joel by the way if any of you are interested, he's definately not." Joel



"It says a day in the life of Joel and Benji and it comes from the screen name questioning life. hmm very deep." Benji "questioning life." Joel as he ponders "What is it like to be the world famous twins Benji and Joel and being in one of the best groups today, you guys do so much how do you balance it all? However do you balance it all?" Benji "Who am I?" Joel "Why am I here?" Benji "Questioning life." Joel "Well I didn't know we were world famous but I did know that we were twins." Benji "Yes we're world famous now." Joel "Alright." Benji "World famous." Joel"Alright give me money." Benji



"It's about being dependent on being not dependent on aja" Joel "on anyone but yourself." Benji "That's right." Joel "He's Brandon's mini me." Benji "I'm kinda dependent on him I guess." Joel pointing to Benji



"MTV could probably fire him, but I could never get rid of him as being my brother, kinda sucks for me." Joel



"NoFX, great band, Flogging Molly, great band, Good Charlotte, need I say more." Benji



"Would you say it's the best show on MTV?" Benji "I would say so." dude "see we're getting closer." Benji "We are becoming better friends already." Joel



"I'd rather them sound like tool then uh.." Benji "Limp Bizkit." Joel "some other bands out there, no I I'm not gonna name any names." Benji



"That guys been wearing tight pants longer then you've been wearing pants at all." Joel to Benji about Aerosmith



"So uh do you guys know who we are?" Benji "no." girl "Do you ever, do you know what band we're from?" Benji "no." girl "Do you think we're uh attractive?" Benji "no." girls "Mildly?" Joel "a little bit." girl "ahh okay." Joel "any chance of us hanging out later?" Benji "maybe." girl "no" other girl "alright one says maybe, one says no that's a 50/50 chance." Joel "Do you know what show we're doing?" Joel "Uh, mtv." girl "They're smart too." Joel while pointing to his MTV microphone



"ra ra remix." Joel "ricci ricci remix." Benji



"We're on tv, hi mom." Benji

"XXX which you all know is in theaters right now." Joel "Starring Vin Diesel." Benji "Vin Diesel." Joel "The Vinster, but he's got all the fake tatoos on and I don't know if I'm down with that." Benji "You're not down with the fake tatoos?" Joel "No, these ones don't wash off." Benji "Well I bet.." Joel "He could kick my ass? Yeah I'm sure he could." Benji



"He's also going to star in a Dennis Partel and Mickey Harper movie." Benji "That's the movie I was talking about, if you knew anything about British gangster movies you would know but obviously you don't." Joel as Benji starts mumbling.



"Next we have a video from one of Benji's favorites, seventeen magazine. We have one of their hottest guys this summer, but first we have to check in with MTV News." Joel "Do we have to?" Benji "Yes Benj." Joel



"Who'se it from Benj?" Joel "None other then our best buds in default." Benji "default." Joel



"He's in seventeen's hottest guys of this summer." Joel "You're just jealous." Benji "Maybe a little." Joel



"Just when you thought we were going to skip the message boards, were proving you wrong." Joel



"Why are you going to pay $91 when if you wait a little longer you can get it for $15." Joel "$10" Benji "$10" Joel "8 even." Benji "Hey if it's on sale." Joel "Hey I'll burn you a copy of mine." Benji "Alright so just be patient ya'll, don't go wasting your money on the internet just wait okay." Joel "You can buy 10 for the same price and give them away to all of your friends and they think you're the coolest kid on the block." Benji



"That was New Found Glory with My Friends Over You." Joel "Those are my friends." Benji "That's right they're your friends, they're my friends too." Joel "Over you." Benji



"I named my dog Benji, and I named my pot belly pig Joel." atr message boards "Well thanks a lot, I'm glad the dog gets-" Joel "Now we're gettin' named after pets. It's a good sign..I think. I think" Benji "Pot belly pigs I don't know about that I'm not fat though I didn't see myself getting a belly." Joel "Hey you never know." Benji

Comments

[*марихуана]

just_funky

хорошо бы еще что нить понять.......

[*марихуана]

..А кстати, откуда ты это все берешь?.....

[Riot Girl]

Я ещё давно читала...кажется это самые смешные моменты из All things rock??



Марихуана есть один классный сайтик: www.representgoodcharlotte.com

[память панды]

*МарихуанА* , а на всяких фановских сайтах =)

Riot Girl , поъходу =)

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Riot Girl

пасЫба!))) а можно есчо?

just_funky

...а можно от тебя тоже сайтиков?)))))) совсем обнаглела,нэ?...

[Riot Girl]

Марихуана, у меня раньше их было много, а теперь остался только этот. Там внизу есть такая кнопомчка: Vote for my cite кажется и когда на неё нажимаешь, тебе высвечивается весь топ сайтов о гудах. Там ищи нормальные и подходящие тебе)

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Riot Girl

Сенк, провЭрю)